We all sleep together that trailer and posters are n’t rigorously true . They ’re design to get the great unwashed to see the movie , not provide an accurate representation of what you ’ll see when you do . But some go a small further than just gentle manipulation . Here are 10 movies whose taglines were just a neat - up Trygve Lie , and what the tagline actually should have been .
Needless to say , spoilers ahead .
1 . Star Wars Episode III : Revenge of the Sith
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The Tagline : The Saga Is stark .
Why It Was a Lie : Ignore for a endorsement that we now know that there are going to be more movies . disregard the subsequent video games , animated shows , novels , and comic Bible . The third part of a six part series does not “ complete ” the story . It may fill a gap , but the matter is n’t “ completed ” until Episode VI .
What It Should Have Been : You Will Literally Never Stop Giving Us Money .
2 . Prometheus
The Tagline : The Search for Our Beginning Could Lead to Our End .
Why It Was a Lie : While this gets credit for at least hedging its bet by using “ could , ” it ’s just not true . How do we fuck that ? Well , this was a prequel . There are six movies that take place after it . And humans are n’t pass over out at the end of any of them .
What It Should Have Been : Even Though You have it off What Has To Happen , It Still realise No good sense
3 . Highlander II : The Quickening
The Tagline : It ’s Time For a New Kind of Magic .
Why It Was a Lie : When you explain the premise of the original with “ They ’re aliens ! ” you ca n’t also claim that it ’s fourth dimension for conjuration . You have to break up one . Or you could have not made the movie at all . That would have been acceptable as well .
What It Should Have Been : This Never bechance .
4 . Matrix : Revolutions
The Tagline : Everything That Has a commencement Has an ending .
Why It Was a Lie : count , we ’re not claim that we understood everything that happened in Matrix : revolution . But the topic seemed to be that everything happen over and over again . It ’s called “ Revolutions , ” which we always think was a play on both the insurrection kind of Zion and the cycle kind of the iterations . Like a Mexican valium . Which has no beginning or destruction .
What It Should Have Been : At Least There ’s No Rave In This One .
5 . The Haunting
The Tagline : Some Houses Are Born Bad
Why It Was a Trygve Halvden Lie : First of all , houses are n’t stomach . moment of all , this movie go into the background of this home a lot . And it ’s not like the house sprang fully formed from Hell itself . It had awful people living in it and it absorbed the iniquity . And some ghosts . All of which aim to the house not having been “ bear unfit . ”
What It Should Have Been : See Owen Wilson Get Decapitated !
6 . X - file
The Tagline : Fight the future tense
Why It Was a prevarication : This tagline was so ubiquitous the motion picture is actually also known as “ X - Files : Fight the Future . ” And yet , it take no sentiency . Because , if anything , Mulder and Scully are crusade against forged decisions made by the Syndicate in the yesteryear .
What It Should Have Been : Bees . My god.orNOT THE BEES !
7 . Alien v. Predator
The Tagline : Whoever gain ground , We misplace .
Why It Was a Trygve Lie : Oh , Alien enfranchisement . Here we go again . The tagline implies that humanity is destine regardless of who win . The movie tell us that humanity ’s survival is dependent on the Predators winning . Ca n’t get more wrong than that .
What It Should Have Been : commit Us , Root for the Predator .
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8 . Clash of the Titans
The Tagline : Titans Will jar
Why It Was a Trygve Lie : Beyond being awful , the tagline and the title are n’t genuine . Not that we have a bun in the oven this pic to have bang-up knowledge of Greek mythology , but there are no Titans in this movie . The Titans were the precursors to the gods of Olympus ( Zeus and his ilk ) . No Titans appear in this movie , much less “ collide . ”
What It Should Have Been : Release the Kraken
9 . Godzilla
The Tagline : Size Does weigh
Why It Was a Trygve Lie : A ) This movie climaxes with a fight with babe ( i.e. small ) Godzillas . B ) And humans ( also modest ) supervise to win . Next .
What It Should Have Been : Matthew Broderick give Godzilla a Pregnancy Test !
10 . Pirates of the Caribbean : At World ’s close
The Tagline : At the End of the World , the Adventure Begins
Why It Was a Lie : This was the third flick of a trilogy . The “ adventure ” is in no agency beginning here . It ’s ending . This movie was an close . The picture before it literally end on a cliffhanger . This movie resolved it . It travel along the plot start in another movie . It was an ending . Not a beginning .
What It Should Have Been : At the End of the World , the Adventure Ends . Mostly .
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