It ’s been a gravid hebdomad for the Rolling Stones . First , Keith Richards admits tosnorting his father ’s ashesin what might just be the most harebrained and awesome admission by a celebrity ever , and now former Stones bassist Bill Wyman is bring out his own signature metallic element demodulator .
What in the hell is a former Rolling Stones bassist doing release a metal detector ? Well , apparently everyone in that band is altogether batshit insane , but Wyman arrogate to not only be a famous musician but also a “ knifelike amateurish historian and authority on metal detecting . ” Whatever sheik , call me when you ’ve done something as equally disturbed as Richards and then maybe I ’ll be impressed .
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