Well , fuck . China has reportedly ban multitude from seductively eating bananas on film . I am devastated .
harmonize to state outlet CCTVNews , the country has banned multitude from live - streaming their usance of the delicious white-livered yield . It ’s supposedly part of a larger effort to crack down on “ inappropriate and erotic cognitive content online , ” and the regulations will need live - streaming armed service to “ monitor all their yield twenty four hour a sidereal day , seven days a hebdomad , ” the sales outlet account .
Here ’s what a few random Facebook commenters retrieve of the move :
“ Dick is dick ! ” Quite flop , Facebook commenter .
As Shanghaiist points out , this not the first time this year China has attempted to clean the internet of its “ ills . ” The country has also waggle struggle against aLGBT - theme web seriesandswearing .
This most recent forbiddance , however , is another matter whole . What did bananas ever do to you , regulators ? Maybe hoi polloi are just render to encounter their day-to-day yield requirements . Maybe they really like peeling back yield case . Maybe they just want to have some goddamn fun .
And now they ca n’t . Now , explain me while I go find oneself some alternating weekend architectural plan .
[ BBC ]
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