The Excuse Box is a keychain that ends irritating telephone set conversations with tact . How many times have we all been in this post :
“ Hello ? ”
“ Hi hon , you leave out Sara ’s ballet concert , where were you ? ”
“ Oh … tardy dark at the manufactory . ”
“ But you do n’t work at the factory … you do n’t even have a job . ”
With the $ 13 Excuse Box , the conversation will go more like this :
“ Hi hon , you missed Jimmy ’s baseball game plot , where were you ? ”
“ Yeah , then why do you hear this ? ” ( plays ambient mechanical dissonance ) .
“ Oh my God ! You finally break wasting your life ! ”
“ Right ! waitress … I do n’t experience if it was waste my life … I was writing my novel . ”
“ Yeah , and that was going great … ”
“ Was that sarcasm in your representative ? ”
“ Nooooo . And we certainly did n’t read it out loud at my last Mother ’s Club meeting , mock the Chinese whore who becomes a princess . ”
“ She was never a cyprian ! She was a princess all along ! That ’s the freaking point ! ”
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