The above adisnotofficially endorsed by Nintendo. When asked for comment, Nintendo was too busy trying to sneak suspiciously friendly Japanese men into the homes of children and old people to tell us whether or not they’d approve of a metamorphic journey through our collective childhoods.

The adis, however, one of the more awesome promotions I’ve seen for the Wii. Nintendo should be embracing the whole “The Wii isjust likewhen you were a kid, only way more awesome and with boobs!” thing, but instead they fill the airwaves with ad after ad of gameplay footage and smiling laughing families! Nintendo, when are you going to realize that we want to see CGI films of consoles contorting and morphing into other consoles (and maybe some explosions, and two chicks making out), and not all this crap about how fun, innovative, or worthwhile your damn games are?

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image