No one has a beer in-hand
Bocce just happens, right? Like, you’re at a park with friends, drinking, having a good time, and all of a sudden people are playing Bocce. There’s no rhyme or reason to it; Bocce doesn’t abide by the laws of reason.
Apparently, it’s a much bigger deal than that. According to this trailer forBocce Revolution(oh shit, it’s a whole revolution now), people gather in their finest tracksuits to play in well-kept arenas. There are even spectators who are likely either hostages or veryverybored folks.
Bocce Revolutionreleases on October 23. At least it can’t be as bad as that time theAssassin’s Creedguy playedBocce against George Washington.
